I used to think I'd make a phenomenal parent ...but then I became a dad. 

Now, my boys actually like me, or in the words of my oldest son, "You're the best daddy out of all the daddys out there, dad!"

(And I didn't even have to give him any extra candy to say that!) ...but  if I'm being honest though, I sometimes fail at the one job I'm supposed to be great at!